Fish & Chips £4.70

Chish and fips, as you like it.  Decent price, beats most other chippies in town for quality and economy and you get a big fat portion that’ll give you a reassuring heart burn for the rest of the afternoon, and will guarantee you a couple of afternoon visits with the Sandman if, for example, you work in a hot, fetid office, and on a day to day basis you feel like a crab being warmed up slowly in a pan of gradually boiling water.

Recommended for sunny summer days, get them chips out into Albert Square and try to enjoy them on one of Manchester’s lovely benches whilst avoiding being molested by the copious flocks of filthy sky-rats that plague city centre.

What do you mean, ‘that’s a pretty short review’?  It’s fish and chips, what’s more to say?  If they were no good I’d tell you, but they get the job done, okay?  Alright??  And if you don’t like fish and chips you can go back to Europe and shove your French fries where the sun probably shines a lot more than it does in Manchester . . .

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